I created this
award to recognize the Heroes and Villains that can be accepted into
the Brothapack and still walk down the street in a hoodie ,eating
skittles and not be pursued/ killed by Paul Blart.
10.
Martian Manhunter - Green on the outside, Soul brother on the inside.
The last of his kind, misunderstood by society. The comic book character
has done everything. He passes as a white cop.
9. Night Crawler/ Mystique
Are
they Related? Is there a race of Bamfs ?? Both characters have
adapted to being Blackish. They can get into and out of tight spots by
using their abilities. Nightcrawler use to scare the Sh@T out of White
folks. Mystique has gone from a one trick pony to becoming a true star
in the Marvel Universe. Mystique might be Top 5 Bad Mutant in Marvel.
8. Rorscharch 
The
table setter for The Watchmen. He did it the way it had to be done,
Damn the rules. He took on anyone to find true justice. He was still
patrolling the streets and killing folks after the Keene Act was
passed. Frank Castle protect your neck.
7.Gamora 
Daughter
of Thanos. Assassin, Freak in the streets and sheets. Let's fight
superdudes in fishnet stockings. She wouldn't get into Walmart in that
outfit. Green is the new black
6.Loki -
The
Lord of Lies. Constant pain in the ass of Thor and Midgard. Loki is the
Asgardian equivalent of Tupac. Always changing his style to get what
he wants. He's also died about 7 times only to come back with another
plot or scheme. Black Sheep.
5. The Agents of S.M.A.S.H.- The Hulks 
My
first comparison to relate the Hulks to brothahood was to compare them
to the Jacksons. Michael is the one we care about. Of course that is the
original Green Hulk. He goes from good to bad like LeBron's Cavaliers.
She Hulk posed nude like Latoya. Jermaine is Red Hulk. Actually the
Hulks are closer to the unofficial first family of Brotherhood, Debarge.
EL Debarge and Green Hulk have about the same rap sheet with law
enforcement. The rest of A of S is a mess of semi- talented,can live
without them folks who also are experts of being in front of a judge and
wearing orange jumpers.
#ILIKEIT
4. Starfire 
The
hottest orange chick in a Bikini to kick your ass. Sold into slavery.
trained to fight with no mercy. Learned languages by kissing. Robin got
turned out. Try taking her to mother.
3. Wolverine - 
Wolverine
is a foul mouthed, ill mannered, cigar smoking, whiskey drinking
killer with claws and a unbreakable skeleton. He has more nicknames
than your uncle junebug. He's a mutant and Canadian. He hates authority.
Need I type more....
2. Batman - 
THE
DARK KNIGHT- Parents were robbed and killed while walking down the
street. Went away to train in all kinds of fighting techniques and came
back to catch the killer of his parents. He doesn't like authority. He
likes fighting in the streets. What exactly does Wayne Enterprises sell ?
1.Spider-Man 
Trash talking, poor, loves red heads describes 70 % of black men. Now throw in that he was raised by his aunt and his former suit is now trying to kill him. He worked for a man that would pay him to show pictures of Spider Man getting beat up. His best friend Harry and his father, Norman, are his worst enemy. That's N.I.G.G.A. luck
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